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Bruce Bond decides to stay at this cute little hotel called “Drakulita” (it has five stars on Yelp, we would have you know). After being greeted by a scarily sexy receptionist who hands him the key for room 13 (geddit?), Bruce heads straight to bed. The vampiric beauty creeps into his room, hoping to drink his blood in the night, but BRUCE UNLEASHES A SICK FUCKING UPPERCUT. He then fucks her.
Bruce Finds a Perfect Hotel for the Night Vampirey Brunette Greeting Bruce 
This Key Has a SPOOKY SKELETON on It Hooded Figure Enters Bruce’s Room Our Badass is a Light Sleeper/Heavy Puncher Doggy Style Fuck with a Scary Vampire
